Morals decrease with time since last action

While I'm on the topic of things decreases with time since your last conquest, here's another one - morals. Unfortunately, I have been on the receiving end of this and it isn't nice (you know who you are and what you did!)! Admittedly, this pertains to males more than females, men being the selfish, inconsiderate, unprincipled pigs that they are! The graph above also implies that, like fussiness,

M ∝ 1/D

where:

M=Morals
D=desperation

This also makes sense. The more desperate you are, the more likely it is that your morals will go out the window. In the early days since your last conquest, you would never consider any untoward action. However, all's fair in love and war. Throw in a bit of a drought and your best mate's sister/girlfriend/wife/mother is probably not safe, given half a chance!!