Sex and dancing

The diagram above is a representation of the saying that dancing is sex standing up. Watch any couple doing a Latin dance if you have any doubts about the veracity of this statement! So, when you are out in a night club you'd be best advised to pay attention to how the objects of your affection/lust shake their booties on the dance floor. You won't be alone - ever notice the number of men that circle the dance floor gawking at the gyrating girls? Dirty voyeurs, the lot of them! A seat looking down on the dance floor is probably the best spot in the club. Even if you are there on a solo mission, there are many hours of entertainment to be had. Watching an attractive woman moving her hot (and preferably scantily clad) body in rhythm to the music, whose mind wouldn't start speculating........?! Plus, how many girls have wondered about Patrick Swayze after watching Dirty Dancing for the umpteenth time?!

On the dance floor, it's very easy to spot the gamey, the useless, the self-centred and even the premature ejaculator! Apparently, someone who dances staccato (e.g. like a robot) is a prime candidate for the latter! You have been warned, ladies! You might think that the Tony Mineros would be the best in the sack, but you'd be wrong. Someone who hogs the limelight on the dance floor is likely to be an egomaniac. Consequently, he (it will most likely be a he!) will not be too concerned about how you're doing in bed. Of more interest to him will be him, him and him!

Is someone that likes dancing alone a chronic masturbator? This theory would seem to indicate as much! It's never nice to see a guy dancing solo on the dance floor, even if it is a pathetic effort to muscle in on a group of ladies dancing around their handbags!