Beer goggles

The graph above highlights another well known dating phenomenon - the potentially catastrophic beer goggles. For any Mormons or Muslims reading this, beer goggles refer to an insidious side-effect of alcohol: people seem to get more attractive as you become more and more inebriated. How many men have woken up the next morning wishing that they could saw their arm off in order to make a quick and painless getaway? How many women have woken up wishing the guy did in fact gnaw his own limb off?

In theory (as shown in the graph above), any person will become beautiful given enough of your favourite tipple. Luckily, nature has some safeguards against this heinous effect; medical science prevents a normal sized person from drinking enough alcohol to tackle the most "aesthetically challenged"!