Male hygiene - cohabiting

It is well known that a man is on his best behaviour during the early days of a romance. He dutifully turns up on time, makes no references to porno, doesn't burp/belch/fart and actually makes an effort to keep clean.

Make the most of these halcyon days, ladies, because unfortunately, they will not last. As you and he get comfortable with each other, there will be a slow but inexorable regression to his normal behaviour. Showers/shaves will be missed, socks/jocks worn for longer than medically recommended and the aftershave will be put back in the box for special occasions!

If your relationship progresses to the living together phase, prepare for a sharper deterioration in hygiene than hitherto experienced. He will be well into the comfort zone with you, so he can relax significantly. He can't relax completely though, as there is no binding contract as yet!

God help you if you get married.......