How do you stop a woman.....

......giving you oral sex? Marry her! Oh yes, the old ones are the best! Let's face it - there is hardly a man alive that doesn't like receiving this. The problem is that a lot of women don't particularly care for it. If some women partake in this endeavour at all, it is just to humour their beaus until there are rings on fingers. As the chart above shows, they can then stop using mouthwash! Of course, stopping will also lead to frustration on his part, so be careful ladies - it may be a, err, bitter pill to swallow, but it could be the lesser of two evils!