Thursday 12 April 2007

Male satisfaction - member size

Pseudoscience of Love- Male Satisfaction with Member SizeThat's right - unless he has a milk bottle down there, a guy always thinks that he could do with an extra inch or two. The only possible exceptions that I can think of are celibates (makes no difference!) and guys with "porn star" dimensions!

Guys who perceive themselves to be under-endowed can be particularly touchy about their, err, shortcoming. These guys can be easily identified in the locker room. In the first instance, they will do anything to avoid stripping there. If this bullet can't be dodged, they will change as if they were on a beach (i.e. wrap a towel around them) and head to the shower cubicle securely wrapped up. In extreme cases, I have seen guys taking a shower in shorts! Such guys are advised not to watch porn films.

Usually, a guy wouldn't mind being more gifted in the trouser department. However, included in the unhappy 95% is that minuscule percentage with extra long members! This quorum of super-endowed individuals would actually prefer a smaller member. I know, I know, guys - this concept is difficult to understand! However, it's no good frightening off most prospective mates either!

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