Friday 6 April 2007

Men are like a gas oven


f=foreplay, s=sex

This graph illustrates the masculine half of the adage about the sexes and ovens! Like a gas oven, the man is ready for action almost instantaneously. Alas, like the butterfly, this beautiful state does not last long (represented by f+s above). Some foreplay is appreciated and enjoyable but not always necessary, as the sex can start toute suite! The total amount of time spent in this most joyous of states can be usually counted in minutes, although with training (tantric sex, anybody?!) and/or medication, this can be greatly extended.

Once the deed is done, the arousal levels plummet and the man will feel a strong urge to go to sleep. However, this state of blissful respite can usually only be reached after the obligatory cuddling phase for what seems like an eternity!

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