Friday 6 April 2007

Women are like an electric oven


f=foreplay

This graph illustrates the feminine half of the adage about the sexes and ovens! Women take a long, long, long time to "heat up", so generally extensive foreplay (marked by f above) is required before you can think about getting down to the serious action (unable to display on the graph above due to scale issues!).

This is analogous to an electric oven which takes half the day to warm up. At least with the oven you don't have to twiddle the knobs (so to speak!) for a seemingly indeterminate amount of time!


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