When a woman meets a perspective mate, he is only a pale shadow of the man he could be! He is only 60-70% complete at best and she sees him as putty in her hands, ready to be sculpted into her Mr. Right. The first part of this “androforming process” is the haircut (point a above) - it will be styled/gelled/shaved/parted to her exact specification.
Next (point b above), his wardrobe will be completely overhauled. She may begin the process by bringing an outfit home saying "I just happened to be in a man's clothes shop and thought you'd look good in this......". Then she may bring him shopping and force him to suffer the indignity of being ordered to try on numerous outfits in shop after shop after shop. In all likelihood, he will double the total amount of time he has spent clothes shopping in that day alone.
Once the trivialities have been taken care of, obviously his way of life must be addressed (points c and d above). Nights out with the lads will be strongly discouraged and non-approved hobbies must go. More appropriate home making activities will be introduced in their place.
Gradually over a period of time, the man will eventually become the man she always knew he could be. She can reflect on a job well done. He can't reflect unless she says he can!!
Wednesday 4 April 2007
Female satisfaction with her partner
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Androforming is a term I've coined. It is based on the 'terraforming' concept in Sci-Fi. This is where barren planets are transformed into lush habitats by manipulating the atmospheric conditions etc.!
The term already exists, surprising enough, but as the name of an industrial company/process and a shoe insole, from what I can see!
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