Jobs men like women to have

Men are not immune to the uniform fetish either. One of the traditional favourite female occupations for a guy is the trusty nurse. Maybe it's the fact that they work in the caring profession and are thus more likely to fill the mothering requirement in their ideal woman. Or then again, it could be because of the helicopter joke. Either way, the trusty nurse is one of a man's favourite female occupations.

It is no coincidence that a lot of porno tends to feature nurses (so I'm told!) as it panders to a lot of male fantasies, men being by far and away the largest consumer of said material. I'm not sure if a man would like to actually date a porn star per se, but he would certainly like to meet someone with their "freedom of expression" in the scratcher*!

Another analogous to an entry (retail) in the list of male professions that women like, a woman who has access to cheap beer would be most treasured. This may be a rep for a beer company (ideally) or a bar maid who can slip you the odd free drink or 5 of a night out! Such women are highly prized and much sought after among the brethren.

Being superficial and all, men usually go for looks first in a woman, so modelling would be a popular ideal choice of profession. A lingerie or page 3 model would garner most respect from your peers, and less likely to be a chain smoking, cocaine snorting, mobile phone throwing, anorexic bag of bones like the catwalk variety model. The chances of an average Joe ever scoring with a model are pretty slim, but it can be done!

On a similar note, I don't think Brittany Spears (pre 2007 perhaps!), Shakira or Angelina would be short of takers if they put a lonely heart ad in the paper! The trouble for stars is that it is very hard to relate to normal folk and to determine who is a gold digger and who is genuine. Thus, the dating scene for celebs tends to be rather incestuous and difficult to break into for the aspiring gigolo! We can, but dream, although they are also likely to be quite different in reality from what we perceive


*slang term for bed