Wednesday 30 May 2007

Dress to attract attention

Pseudoscience of love - Wear colours to stand out
Another way for a man to tip the odds (slightly) in his favour when out in a night club is to wear an appropriately coloured shirt/top. Dark colours meld into the background in a dark club and suggest you want to skulk around and lack confidence. Brighter colours, on the other hand, suggest that you are confident because you don't mind standing out from the crowd.

Being the brightest colour, white might seem to be the obvious choice for the best colour to wear. However, with the ultra violet lights prevalent in many clubs, you tend to fluoresce with a blue hue! In addition, white is associated with purity, which most people aren't necessarily after in a night club!! Other bright colours, such as canary yellow or lime green are bright and will get you attention, but not for the right reasons! This is shown in my second colour chart above. To prove that I am not biased against red (see post on hair colour), it has jumped to top of the class! Red is associated with action, courage, confidence, and vitality - just the sort of traits you want to project in the heat of battle.

I happened across this fact by accident with what became known as my "shifting* shirt". My trusty red polo shirt was commented on many times by the ladies and definitely increased my chances from practically non-existent to negligible! Another way you can dress to increase attention from women is to wear something unusual or a top with something unusual/humorous written on it. This will give many women an easy opportunity to strike up a conversation with you.


*Approximately equal to "scoring" in Irish slang.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aidan has a lot of articles, he better be getting a lot of action or he should be kicked off the site. Either way, all of the arcticles he writes are pretty funny.

Aidan said...

Glad you like my stuff and thank you for you comment. I had to edit it ever so slightly, due to a typo and a rude word!

Start kicking though, as a lot of the musings on this site come from my experience as a failed womaniser!!