Such a perfect day - men

Coming up with a perfect day for men was no picnic either. It shares some of the activities with the female perfect day, although only those which involve the bedroom! Starting the day off with some action with your significant other (after all, one must take advantage of the testosterone peak!), you head off for a morning indulging in your favourite sport or hobby. This could be golf, fishing, bird watching (the feathered variety!) or train spotting. After coming home for lunch, your beautiful ex-playmate partner serves up a fine meal while discussing the intricacies preventing geopolitical equilibrium in the Middle East. Dessert is served in the bedroom before you go out for recreational activity, part deux. This could be a game of soccer, snooker/pool with your best mate or ogling at scantily clad nubile young women at the beach/swimming pool.

Then it's time to meet up with the lads for a video game face off (involving much slagging and name calling), drinking session (involving much slagging and name calling) or "friendly" poker game (involving much slagging and name calling), guzzling copious amounts of pizza/fast food for "dinner".

Eventually, you stagger back home to finish the day as you start it, in the arms of your understanding playmate, who is so happy that you had a wonderful day that she sends you into that coma with a smile on your face!

I think I'll cancel that operation after all - this day also sounds good and doesn't involve any major body transformation!