Guys who can figure women out

I know what you guys are thinking - where the hell did he get that 2.5% from? Who are these gurus and how can I emulate them? Just bear with me for a moment. They say 10% of the population is gay and in the case of gay men, we can assume that half (5% of men) of those are the feminine type and the other half are the butch type (what is the male equivalent of a butch lesbian anyway?!). Out of the feminine 5% of men, I postulate that half of those can figure out just what the hell is going on inside a woman's head! The ironic thing for the ladies is that the only men that have a hope of understanding them are the very ones who will never fancy them. Hence the maxim "the best ones are always gay". It's ironic for men too, because to have a hope of understanding women, you have to err, share their interests! It's a cruel, cruel world!

For the 90% of heterosexual men, unfortunately the bewilderment, perplexity, puzzlement and confusion must go on. We have to try and figure out just what is going on inside that gal's head at that point in time. While men are pretty much constant in their outlook, women are time variant depending on hormonal activity! As Reilly's first law on women states:

"You can't apply logic to illogical beings"

or

"You can't apply rational to irrational beings"

Even Einstein himself was not immune to this phenomenon. He might have been at home developing complex equations that accurately model/explain things like Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect and the universe, but he was still clueless when it came to the chicks! He made the mistake of marrying an intelligent woman for his first wife and his first cousin for his second. Q.E.D.!!