Wednesday 16 May 2007

What men look for in a woman

Pseudoscience of Love - What men look for in a woman
Following on from an early post on the shallowness of guys, the chart above gives a breakdown of what guys are interested in when it comes to women. Us men being so superficial and all, a pretty face is obviously the most important asset a women can possess. After all, what guy wouldn't like a beautiful girlfriend? Besides, no one wants their mates to see them with an ugly chick! Now, before you ladies start thinking less of us, there are some altruistic guys who will entertain a gal, who may not be the Mae West in the looks department, but might have great boobs and/or legs. See, we're not all Neanderthals!!!

While the face is the prime female asset, most guys would consider themselves to be "boob men", "leg men" or "ass men". I estimate that the "boob men" are more prevalent in society today, while there are roughly an equal number of leg/arse connoisseurs. The minority "Other" category includes guys with more specialised fetishes - chubby chasers, guys who like shoulders/feet and so on!

A small minority of (non-blind!) guys do go for personality before any physical features. Unfortunately, these noble guys are few and far between. This is a manifestation of the rather base saying among men - "you can't f**k personality". I know, I know. Sometimes, I'm ashamed to be a man!

5 comments:

Aidan said...

I'm not referring to a girl not looking like the actress Mae West (of "is that a gun in your pocket..." fame!), although that would probably work also in this context!

"Mae West" is Cockney rhyming slang for "best".

Anonymous said...

It's more like you are ashamed of the fact that personality is also irrelevant to you if the female in question is of the chubby variety

darling said...

:) just sometimes? lol JK

Aidan said...

Thanks for those comments.

I wonder if JK is female?!!!

Aidan said...

There are also some guys who try to marry money, as it's an easier way to get the fancy car, yacht, mansion and possible VP position in a blue chip!

Some guys are also turned on by power or intelligence but as stated in earlier posts, not many!

I'll have to rework this post for the book!!!!